Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Real 911 Calls !!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions! are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath......I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.


Blogger laila said...


7:16 PM, May 02, 2006  
Blogger Zanzounito said...


8:01 PM, May 02, 2006  
Blogger a h m a d said...

As they say here, "every one is funnier than the previous." I couldn't decide which is my favorite. :)

I should post something like that from the IT helpdesk. :)

12:08 PM, May 03, 2006  
Blogger Cliche~ said...


2:00 AM, May 05, 2006  
Blogger Champ - Love Hound said...

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: I 've posted somethin' about you on my blog at shoufimafi.blogspot.com *hung up*

God bless you.....

2:38 AM, May 05, 2006  
Blogger aroundtheclock24_7 said...

Glad you guys liked it ;)

9:45 PM, May 05, 2006  
Blogger Me said...


10:11 PM, May 05, 2006  
Blogger Safiya said...

The last one is so funny, I cackled!

4:06 AM, May 06, 2006  
Blogger Champ - Love Hound said...

I need your opinion about somethin' on my blog, do check it. *Smiles*

God bless you....

4:00 AM, May 07, 2006  

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