Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Really True ;) especially # 10 & 20

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.


Blogger Rain said...

9. True friends stab you in the front.
That's very true!

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
And that's very funny :D

1:40 AM, November 10, 2005  
Blogger Jane said...

They are all very true but I think I like #10 the best...will have to remember it and apply it in my own life.

5:34 AM, November 10, 2005  
Blogger aroundtheclock24_7 said...

I too thought # 17 was funny but it made me think why we really call our main language "Mothertongue" any idea?

I think you have used # 10 millions of times in your life starting from your post about your real dad to the recent posts so don't worry you are already in ;) Take care.

1:01 PM, November 10, 2005  
Blogger Rain said...

Maybe cause the word "mother" reflects nurturing , caring,belonging .
Or maybe the word "tongue" is feminine :D

3:59 PM, November 10, 2005  
Blogger Me said...

LOL some of these are hilarious ATC !!!!
Thanks for sharing :)

12:17 AM, November 11, 2005  

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